Welcome to Old MacDonald's industrial farm. It sounds like some cows are ill and they are using the farm's shortwave radio in an effort to get help. Some of the chickens have started up the tractors, and a pig has plugged in the bass guitar...
And at 0:52 the barn doors fly open and Chrome come charging in to play a tribute to Iggy and the Stooges. Outta the way, little piggies! Where's that MacDonald anyhow? Oh, he's on vacation with an abstract nympho. (I dunno, trying to work the title into the story somehow).
There is confusion at 1:35, the music breaking down as the farm animals get restless and begin messing with the equipment. Hey, Helios Creed? Sick cows in need of a doctor here! So Helios gets on the radio but he can't work the squelch and the squealing squall phaser goes haywire. A duck gets involved and starts calling for a vet. "Send Peter Ostrum! It is pure chaos in the barn and I think a goose just laid a golden egg!" No idea if the cows are ever helped, as the power fades out.
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